Our new FANNY PACK just arrived!
We are so Excited to introduce our ultra performance fanny pack. Built for both speed and agility this is what happens when modern material meets retro design in the MMA ring. No winners and no losers in this death match- just a solid combination of features that are sure to blow your mind and earn points with the many admirers that will flock to follow your fashion path like the famed Pied Pier of Hamelin.
We made 300 of them and when they are gone, its going to take china a long time to make more (see below). Get yours now!
NOTE- we make every attempt at not using communist China slave labor for our products. It just wasn’t possible to get this product anywhere else.